Kevin Parsons

Early Life
Not much is known about Kevin's early life; in fact, his date and place of birth are still widely debated among scholars.

Crew Career
Kevin enlisted in the ranks of the Robinson Crew's men's division in mid-February of 2021. He was regarded as quiet and little more. He made few attempts to involve himself with the activities of other members, though the few times he did he was welcomed as a comrade. He was recorded to have pulled splits lower than a substantial amount of the team, including the coxswain Gracie, who boasted a 9:14 2k. During the water season he fared slightly better but continued to have a plethora of problems in regard to his performance in the boat. Furthermore, he was known to not support any of the boat's weight when carrying it to and from the dock, cementing his reputation as a slacker. Despite this, his character was held in neutral opinions by the rest of the team.

Exile from the Discord
On May 15th of 2021, Kevin joined the Crew's discord under the username "Tortle". Almost as soon as he joined, he proceeded to make transphobic remarks and berate the server's use of pronoun roles. For these actions he was kicked. He later issued an apology to Makenna Atkins, one of the team's members the most affected by his actions, but to no avail. He'd earned the ire of the Crew and was forever looked upon unfavorably by them.

The recording of the incident as taken from the Annals of the Crew:

"During the year of our Lord, 2021, Kevin Parsons did make up his mind to commit various wrongdoings against the crew of the school which they did name Robinson. While such crimes did little to undermine or upheave the laws of the crew, they did lead to the courts convened there to mark Parsons as an offender under such codes laid out by the creed of the Discord server. Hereby, Kevin Parsons was exiled by the Bailiff, Derek Guidorizzi, appointed to the office by the Margrave of the Crew, Noah, and was condemned to wander in search of better pastures."

Post-Exile
Following his exile from the discord and completion of the water season, Kevin left the Robinson Crew and became involved with a group of Belgian mercenaries fighting in the Congo. During the Summer Offensive of 2021, which ended disastrously for the mercenaries (400+ casualties, over half their total force) Kevin deserted along with many others. His body was later found on the bank of the Congo, presumably killed by his commanding officer.